Dating Advice

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Be just out of reach.

Be unavailable.

Be gone.

 

Don’t be yourself.

Be prettier than you are.

Be thinner than you are.

 

Don’t love.

Don’t show your love.

Don’t tell anyone you love them.

 

Don’t think about sex.

Don’t want sex.

Don’t ever have sex.

 

Simply follow this advice, ladies

(be an absence,

a falsehood,

a lack,

a void,

a loss)

and men

will marry you.

2 thoughts on “Dating Advice

  1. That is most of the dating advice, but sometimes you just have to rebel!

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